Humorous Questions

Jhona tagged me with this...

Name 11 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 11 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.. No cheating.

1. Charlie
2. Mae
3. Herman
4. Dellie
5. Zelle
6. Lyn
7. Allan
8. Dette
9. Grace
10. Tin-tin
11. Marianne
    

Now, it's time to answer the following questions:

HOW DID YOU MEET #4?
Well, she gave birth to me... she's my mom!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT # 6?
I wouldn't know, my sister and I have shared a lot of things in the past and even fought a lot at one point -- I guess life wouldn't be the same without her.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF #2 AND # 6 WERE GOING OUT?
If they were just "going out" as in going somewhere together then that would be understandable since they often do that... but if it was meant to be a romantic question, then that would be impossible! They are both my sisters!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF #5 CONFESSED HE/SHE LOVES YOU ?
Nothing... she does that every now and then - she's another sister.

WHO'S #10'S BEST FRIEND?
It used to be me... I don't know who her best friend is these days (she's my cousin).

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN AROUND #1?
Of course! He's my husband...

DO YOU MISS #2?
Yes I miss her a lot... even though we see each other at least once a week... I still miss my baby sister (we used to sleep in the same bed!)

WHO IS #11 DATING
She's too young for that! She's my 6-month old neice!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF #3?
He's a wonderful father and I am thankful that he's mine!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF #9?
She's a lot of fun... and very talkative! She's one of my good friends and co-employees.

WHAT WOULD U DO IF #4 AND #7 WERE DATING?
They do go out together a lot... That's my mom and my only brother! hehehe!

WHO DOES #2 LIKE?
I don't know...

WOULD YOU MARRY #8?
First of all, I'm married already... Second, I don't think same-sex marriages are recognized here in the Philippines... and last but not the least, that would be incest because she's my cousin!

DO YOU LOVE #10?
Yes... I love my cousin Tin-tin.

EVER SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANY OF THE NUMBERS?
Yes! Almost all of them actually!